Job Interview Questions: I got a tattoo across my neck yesterday of an eagle, how can i remove it (i have a job interview next week)?

The eagle's wings stretch all the way around my neck with the body at the back, i also had "forsaken" written across my knuckles earlier on in the month. I regret doing this and I'd just like to know the quickest method of removing them. As I stated I have a job interview in a few days so speed is necessary.

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you cant just bleach those things! they're ******* tattoos! they're in the second layer of your skin! you can have them removed by lazer surgery and that takes many appointments spaced over weeks each at an hour or more long! and it costs LOADS!!

and there's no way of doing it yourself before you get the cheese grater out.

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• there is no quick solution to getting them permanently removed. Removing a tattoo costs a lot of money and many painful laser treatments which can take weeks or months depending on the size and color gradient. But if you just want it to go away for the job or something, a turtle neck or foundation(preferably theatre makeup like ben nye) can cover it up for you and no one would even know that you had it.
  
  And if you must you can always remove it after the interview and you get the money to pay for it.


• it is impossible to have them completely removed in a few days, you probably should have thought of that befor you got them. you can get laser removal, but that is a long process and leaves scars, and blisters for awhile after, there is a product called wrecking balm that fades tattoos slowly over time.
  but it is impossibe to have it completely removed in a few days, sorry, try wearing a scarf


• i almost feel like this question is fake because of how ridiculous it is
  there is no way to remove a permanent tattoo in just a few days
  you can cover it with a product called dermablend which is for covering tattoos
  unless these are temporary tattoos, they're going to be there for a long time


• rosie,what a...horrible situation!sorry! but it is the truth!the knuckle part is....the worse!someone suggested sephora...run there.it is cold so a turtleneck can do...for now!
  and then star googling PERMANENT ( tattoo) removal.
  but i guess that since it will take time you are going to have to tell your employers about this!because while the knuckle ones could be "easier" to remove you´ll still scar...it also depends of the position you are applying for.
  greatest of lucks!


• You probably won't be able to remove it that fast. Try covering it up. Kat Von D has a product to completely cover tattoos like they aren't even there.
  
  www.sephora.com/browse/product.jh…


• I really hope this is a fake question,why didn't you think it through before you done it ,your only option is to use tattoo cover up and start getting laser treatment


• I don't think it's possible to get rid of them. For the interview, you could try covering them up with foundation, cover up or powder.


• Dermabrasion and epsom salts.


• You are ******* retarded.


• Google usually has the answers.(:


• You cant.
  Removal takes time and booking an appointment will take months


• the whole idea of tatoos is permanent!you should have listened to your parents when they said no